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This is hilarious a   911 call from a 4 year old

 

FINALLY, ERROR MESSAGES THAT I ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND:
  




 Old Harold
 I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over. Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An, ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?"
Harold grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
 "No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."
 So I wrote down:   I D 1 0 T
 I used to like Harold..........



 

 

This is so good it's like a dose of SUNSHINE!!
.... This is hilarious!! Remember this the next time you need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!

A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

lady (34060 bytes)
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
 "PINCH MY NIPPLES,

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager
In front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explains the problem with the toaster, and he also tells her that he can't give
her a refund because she bought it on special.
 Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams,

lady (34060 bytes)
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
"PINCH MY NIPPLES,
 Which begins to draw an even bigger crowd!
 In shock, the store manager pleads,
"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!!!
  The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!